Lee

I genuinely apologize that I haven't blogged in days. It's crazy, and I feel really bad about it. My Internet wasn't working at one time, and then I got so busy and I had no time. I'm sorry! Today, however, I'm going to be complaining about someone. His name is Lee Dusty Sunman. 


Well, first off, he's one of the rudest, most inconsiderate people I know. He doesn't like girls when they compliment him, he doesn't like it when anyone touches him... He just doesn't like interaction at all.


Second of all, he's just freaky. When he talks, it's almost like when the teachers talk on the Charlie Brown episodes. No one wants to listen. "Wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah?" NO. Don't talk anymore.


He's a twin, too. His other half, Kenny, is so much cooler than he is. Lee is just one of those people who don't like other people and are socially awkward. He should live in the middle of no where so no one will catch the freaky disease he's been plagued with.


I'm just really upset with Lee right now and so I wanted to slam him so hard even his twin would feel it. But whatever.


Things to remember:

• Don't be a poser. Originality is key. There are endless possibilities of what you can become and do. Don't pose.
• Even if you don't believe in paranormal activities, don't mock it. One day, you'll see and you'll be spooked.
• Reading is good for the soul. Read read read!

Thanks guys! I'll blog a better post sometime soon! :)

Armpits!

This isn't just about armpits. This is about the nastiest thing ever-- armpit hairs.


Girls and Armpit Hair:
GIRLS SHOULDN'T HAVE ARMPIT HAIR. Hello, if you do, I'll shun you. I mean, come on. That could bring on lice and smells, and it'll also make you look like a monkey. Monkies. Are. Bad. Especially if you are one. I mean, just, come on girls. I've seen a girl with armpit hair, and I might just tell you she's a twin, so that means that there are two girls with nasty armpit hairs.


Boys and Armpit Hair: 
It's perfectly okay for a guy to have armpit hair. If they shave it, please shave it all of the time, though. I once saw a kid who had hairs growing because he didn't upkeep his recent shave job. Let me tell you, it made me think lesser of him. That's nasty. He's a monkey in my mind. A female monkey.


If you have armpit hair and you have deodorant in it, just stuck there, looking all gross, I'll think lesser of you. I mean, that makes me want to vomit. Please, please, please, just don't. It's nasty.


Just long story short, don't be nasty. It's called hygiene. Please.. That's just... all I'm asking.

Meanie Faces

I know I take things so seriously, but when someone talks about my future wife, Taylor Swift, rudely, I can't stand it.

Taylor is a sweetheart, and I don't think she's ever do anything to hurt anyone (other than write a song about them.) I mean, she's 100% real, hilarious, and beautiful. Taylor Swift is America's Sweetheart, in my opinion. She's a little bit of heaven come to rescue us from our everyday haze of hatred. Ever since I've begun listening to Her Swiftiness, I've become so much more in love with life. Her songs just are a little bit of wonderful amazingness.

I honestly loved when she was on Saturday Night Live. I never even knew she could be that funny! Her skit about Kate Gosselin was the most amazing thing. And then her monologue was just classic. She's a wonderful woman. Why can't every girl in the world be like her? Taylor Swift is one in seven billion, and I'd like everyone to recognize her as such.

I also absolutely adored when she appeared in Valentine's Day. I had never imagined the intellectual Taylor Swift as a dumb blonde, but then bam. She was a dumb blonde.


So to the hater today who said this:

"She's ugly! She's overrated and doesn't deserve every single award she's been given."

                                     -Devin S.

Okay, d-bag, thanks for ruining my night! I don't think you deserve to be commenting on my pictures </3

In recent news, Forbes has named Taylor Swift the highest paid celebrity under 30, being paid $57 mil, just $2 mil over Justin Bieber. Congrats, Taylor!

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Weedijuana

Okay, so I was told to do another blog post, and someone said I should do weedijuana, so that's what I'm going to do.


First of all, I hate when people call it weed. It's not weed. It's "weedijuana." Get it right. I'm starting to think a girl named Mary-Jane created weedijuana, because every time this topic comes up, someone speaks of "Mary-Jane." She either created it or does it a lot.


I honestly don't think there's anything wrong with weedijuana. People are going to do it no matter what. Maybe the people that don't do it should try it and they'll relax a bit. It's not destroying anything or anyone, just let them do it. It's an herb or something, right? That's what everyone says at least.


People who smoke weedijuana are pretty laid back and cool. People should become like them. They're not always freakin' out about something. If the world had people like this everywhere, we wouldn't be a mean world.


Task List for my Readers: 

• Smoke weedijuana.
• Become great people.
• Relax.

Thanks for reading guys! Greetings from Dublin, Ireland!

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Vlog #2- Annoying Couples

This topic was submitted by a slut named Libby.

I hate annoying couples... Don't be one or I'll cut you

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This is Country Music

Recently, I've fallen back in love with country music. In the last 3 years, I've not listened to much of it. However, when I was little, I used to always listen to country music. Kicks 96 would be on, and me and my grandma would play Rummy while listening to country. It's kind of nostalgia, but not at all.

This blog is dedicated to my 10 favorite country songs ever.

Drum roll please...

10. Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus This 1992 song is one of the greatest; well, at least it would be if the artist weren't a one-hit-wonder. Still, it's a great song and it made the list for a reason!

9. Picture by Kid Rock featuring Sheryl Crow No, not the more recent version with Kid Rock and some other chick. I'm talking the original 2002 version. I remember I used to always jam to this. Love it.

8. Hot Mama by Trace Adkins This 2003 song may not be a classic, (none of them on the list are to this point) but it's still great. Comin' On Strong was probably Trace's best album.

7. Because of You by Kelly Clarkson featuring Reba McEntire This 2007 duo was even greater than Sheryl and Kid Rock. Even better than the 2005 single with just Kelly.

6. Once a Day by Connie Smith Connie Smith is probably the most underrated country artist known. This 1964 song was probably one of her greatest. *Note: I discovered Connie Smith while at the Grand Ole Opry on May 4, 2012.

5. I Will Always Love You by Dolly Parton Yes, I hate to inform you. Whitney Houston may've made this song famous, but it definitely wasn't the original version. The 1974, better, version was originally by Dolly Parton. Thank you, Dolly.

4. Red Dirt Road by Brooks & Dunn This 2003 record by the famous duo was one of their best in my opinion. Reminds everyone of their teenagedom. Or something.

3. Check Yes or No by George Strait This 1995 song was definitely one of George Strait's best in my opinion and reminds me that some people really do stay together. Thank you, George, for this song. One of the best, earning its spot on my list.

2. Daddy Sang Bass by Johnny Cash This is one of his best songs, in my opinion. I know you all probably like Ring of Fire more, but I don't. This 1968 song was amazing, though I don't understand why Momma sang tenor..

 

And finally.... Number one.

1. How Great Thou Art by Elvis Presley I know this is gospel, but I still consider it country, and great country it is. This 1967 song I heard while recording at RCA Studio B in Nashville, Tennessee, which is also where Elvis recorded this hymn. Elvis was known for wanting special requests while recording, and his special request for this song was to record it in the pitch black of the studio. I guess he just got that vibe. I entirely love and give this song my heart.

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Kermit the Frog

Today, I'm going to be complaining about Kermit the Frog. No, not the actual Kermit. The fake one. The mean one. The witchy one that I don't like.


She thinks she's the greatest vocal coach of all time. Lemme tell ya, she's not. She doesn't exactly 'teach' us; she just throws music at us and expects us to know it instantly. I'm sorry, Kermit. That's not the way it works in life.


The reason I'm calling her Kermit is because she was wearing an awful green shirt. I'm sorry, Kermit. It's not cute. You're old and nasty. PLEASE DON'T PUSH US AROUND. Don't you realize we all make fun of you, Kerm? Yeah. We do. It's true. I'm sorry. And you know who the best singers in our chorus are; you're just afraid to admit it. I should have a lead part.. I should. So should that other kid. No, I should have ALL of the lead parts. I have a black woman voice and I'm not afraid to use it. Stop treating us like your little school classrooms. We're not little or anything. We're mature. And that joke about 69 and your high school years? Gross. I had to look at people having babies to get that picture out of my head you sex-crazed llama.

Who's YOUR Kermit the Frog today?


Thanks for reading and understanding why I am so mad, guys. I'm glad you understand ;)


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Freedom

Independence Day

Finally! My second favorite holiday next to New Year: Independence Day! Today, July 4, 2012, is the 236th Independence Day. Maybe not officially, but in technicality, yes.

Today, we celebrate the anniversary of our freedom. Today, we celebrate the anniversary of our unification as a country. On July 4, 1776, a trend was started, and soon countries galore would be modelling their own new countries and revolutions after that of the United States.

I give thanks for our freedom in our country, our home. We can get on Facebook, Tweet, our Internet isn't censored, our TV isn't censored completely, and neither are our radios. We can walk down the streets without fear.

This is a country full of African-Americans, Europeans, Americans, Jewish people, Muslims, Buddhists, vegetarians, Christians, Catholics, vegans, Mexicans, Asians, and all else. I thank God every day that we have a diverse country where everyone is free. I thank God everyday for Independence Day.

I have nothing to complain about today.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.

Free Topic Monday #3

This is my third Free Topic Monday post and it is also my 15th blog post, so yay for that.


Today's topic is "Difference Between Boys and Girls," submitted by my loyal reader Taylor Webster (my favorite African-American.)

Difference Between Boys and Girls
This is a really difficult topic to do because there are very subtle differences and very large differences between these two genders. 


The first difference I'd like to confront is their private parts. Girls have lumps on their chest, while most guys don't (unless they're fat.) Boys have a third arm growing between their legs, which is really weird. I mean, why would God put a third arm THERE? Lastly, girls have a split between their legs, rather than a third arm. I guess that's why boys are better at multitasking: they have more arms!


The second difference I'd like to approach is emotions. Girls cry, while no boy ever cries. However, boys get angry, and it's shunned upon if a girl gets angry. I can understand why it is shunned upon.


The third difference is that girls are pretty. People judge girls on their looks, while boys are just like, you know. Boys. My friends only like boys if they have eye lashes (which I don't agree with, because eye lashes are similar to eye brows and eye brows are pubic hairs.)


Lastly, girls have cooties. Boys are afraid of girls because of this. They don't want cooties crawling all over them and infecting them because it's gross!

This is a boy.

This is clearly a girl because she has cooties. Can't you see them!?!
























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