Today's topic is "Difference Between Boys and Girls," submitted by my loyal reader Taylor Webster (my favorite African-American.)
Difference Between Boys and Girls
This is a really difficult topic to do because there are very subtle differences and very large differences between these two genders.
The first difference I'd like to confront is their private parts. Girls have lumps on their chest, while most guys don't (unless they're fat.) Boys have a third arm growing between their legs, which is really weird. I mean, why would God put a third arm THERE? Lastly, girls have a split between their legs, rather than a third arm. I guess that's why boys are better at multitasking: they have more arms!
The second difference I'd like to approach is emotions. Girls cry, while no boy ever cries. However, boys get angry, and it's shunned upon if a girl gets angry. I can understand why it is shunned upon.
The third difference is that girls are pretty. People judge girls on their looks, while boys are just like, you know. Boys. My friends only like boys if they have eye lashes (which I don't agree with, because eye lashes are similar to eye brows and eye brows are pubic hairs.)
Lastly, girls have cooties. Boys are afraid of girls because of this. They don't want cooties crawling all over them and infecting them because it's gross!
This is a boy.
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