Armpits!

This isn't just about armpits. This is about the nastiest thing ever-- armpit hairs.


Girls and Armpit Hair:
GIRLS SHOULDN'T HAVE ARMPIT HAIR. Hello, if you do, I'll shun you. I mean, come on. That could bring on lice and smells, and it'll also make you look like a monkey. Monkies. Are. Bad. Especially if you are one. I mean, just, come on girls. I've seen a girl with armpit hair, and I might just tell you she's a twin, so that means that there are two girls with nasty armpit hairs.


Boys and Armpit Hair: 
It's perfectly okay for a guy to have armpit hair. If they shave it, please shave it all of the time, though. I once saw a kid who had hairs growing because he didn't upkeep his recent shave job. Let me tell you, it made me think lesser of him. That's nasty. He's a monkey in my mind. A female monkey.


If you have armpit hair and you have deodorant in it, just stuck there, looking all gross, I'll think lesser of you. I mean, that makes me want to vomit. Please, please, please, just don't. It's nasty.


Just long story short, don't be nasty. It's called hygiene. Please.. That's just... all I'm asking.