Monday, June 18, 2012

Free Topic Monday 1

From now on, comment on my Free Topic Monday posts of what you'd like me to blog about on Mondays. I mean, Mondays are boring and you've gotta like... spice 'em up. So.... Enjoy.


This week's topic was submitted by my reader Tess Howdieshell.


Periods
Due to the sexual nature of periods, I'm going to have to ask anyone over the age of 65 to leave. I'm definitely not okay with sexually arousing a 65 year old.


Okay, now that the old kiddos are gone, I'll describe periods and my thoughts. Periods are for girls between the ages of 10-64... or somewhere around there. They're good, because they mean you're mature and can have babies most of the time. However, they're really gross. Blood comes out of the girls vajayjay. They usually have to wear a pad or a tampon to stop the blood from leaking. They usually last a week, too. You shouldn't be having sex while you're on your period, and if you're marry you shouldn't have your period because you should be constantly pregnant. If you do have sex on your period, though, it has to be in the shower or you'll turn the guy you're having sex with off. And that leads to break ups and deaths.


There's also a different kind of period which is a punctuation mark. It's my least favorite. I don't want to pick on it but it's just so boring. Exclamation marks are better. Kthanxbye.

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