Sluts

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K, there's this slut (her names is Libby) at my school and she's sooo on my last nerve so I thought I'd blog about sluts. In my definition, a slut is someone dating everyone and everything, and can't decide if they like someone. I mean, it's not okay to spread your legs for everyone. It's just not. There're plenty of fish in the sea.. You don't have to give your gift to every fish.


Gosh. I mean, come on. Is it that hard to close them legs and keep your clothes on? I know some girls who, when they open their legs casually while sitting down, it'll smell. Bad. I mean, like fish. That's not a healthy smell, is it? No? Omg. Sluts sluts sluts..


Bad sign #1: She scratches her vaginal area constantly. This is just a sign of STIs and crabs. Gross!


Bad sign #2: She never talks to you. This just means she's out talking to other guys and THAT'S NOT OKAY.


Bad sign #3: You casually see her at night on street corners. This one kind of explains itself..


Bad sign #4: She has bruises. That means she's been into a bit of kink recently....


Bad sign #5: She makes animal noises. No one likes a furry...


Ugh. Stupid Libby has got me being mad at everything...


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