Skin

This topic could get disgusting, and it was submitted by my reader Sarah Holt, though this isn't a Free Topic Monday.


Alright. I hate people with nasty skin. I'm sorry if this offends anyone first off. Okay, you know what lotions and moisturizers are right? Well, use them. Some people from my school, not naming names, have skin that's basically like the ashes of the cigarettes they smoke. It's nasty. Uhm, HELLO! MOISTURIZER. YOU CAN GET IT AT MOST HOTELS. YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY YOUR MARIJUANA, YOU CAN BUY LOTIONS YOU ASHY, ASHY BOY. Gosh, it's so disgusting. He thinks he's such a lady's man. Gross!


If you don't moisturize, at least do the world a favor and wear jeans every day. I mean, that's what I do to cover up my sun spots, you can do it to cover up the ashes on your legs. Disgusting little freak.


I love tan people. So please tan if you'd like my attention.


Remember:

• There is never too much lotion.
• Sun burn is attractive only if you're not ugly.

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