Teeth

Because you can't watch porn until you're 21, I would like it if everyone UNDER 21 would exit.


This post is my June 27 post.


Today's blog topic is teeth. I will be taking it in two ways. The first would be the most literal way possible: the pearly whites in your mouth. The second way will be a little less literal.


Okay, so the pearly whites in your mouth are supposed to be white. Not yellow, not brown, not black or green. White. Some people forget how to make them white, though I don't know what imbecile would do that. It's called toothpaste. Use it. It'll make your breath smell minty fresh and it'll keep the nasty germs out of your mouth and you won't have nasty teeth. If you have nasty teeth, you shouldn't be smiling with your teeth. You should just smile with your lips.


There are so many things dentists can do to help your teeth. DO THEM. You shouldn't walk around with nasty teeth because I (and a lot of other people) will make fun of you. It's as simple as that.


This is the non-literal way. There is a porno out there called "Teeth," and it's about a girl who has teeth in her hoo-ha. 

 You can tell by the theatrical poster it's not a very good movie. There is lots of porn in it. DON'T WATCH IT. I'd hate to find a girl who ACTUALLY had teeth down there. I'm getting shivers thinking of it now.


A kid was touching this girl's hoo-ha and the teeth bit his finger. Gross. That's nasty.This girl shouldn't be alive. And the thing is, at the beginning of the movie she was a virgin and at the end she'd had sex with lots of people. Gross. Refer back to my slut post..


Ugh.


Remember: 

• Brush your teeth if you don't wanna be ugly.
• Teeth should be white.
• Dentists are our friends.
• Never trust a girl's hoo-ha.

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