Free Topic Monday #2

Woo! I've made it to my tenth blog post! *applause*


This also happens to be a Free Topic Monday! Our blog topic today was submitted by my reader Madison Mahoney.


Plastic Surgery
My thoughts on plastic surgery are sort of contradicting. I mean, I guess it's okay if you're that ugly and almost not even bearable to look at.


My rule of thumb on plastic surgery is this: If your breath smells toxic and you want to be elastic, you should get surgery that is plastic.


These are the plastic surgeries I will ALWAYS approve:

• Rhinoplasty-- This is a nose job. I love women with big noses. So if you get a nose job, make it a huge nose!
• I approve of making your lips bigger! There is nothing better than a woman with big lips! Nom nom nom!

I disprove of these plastic surgeries:

• Don't ever get a boob job. That's wrong. If you don't like your boobies, then just stuff your bra.
• Don't enlarge your private part, guys! It's pretty obvious when you do and I don't believe women like when your wah-who is fake..

However, plastic surgery is sort of bad because God gave you your body for a reason.. Maybe he wants you to be ugly so more people could look at me. It's simple!

People that have too much plastic surgery:

• Miley Cyrus. She has plastic surgery on her nose. She got a plastic jewel put on there or something. Gross! She should've made her nose bigger.
• Heidi Montag. Gross, woman. Just gross.

People that have plastic surgery that makes them awesome:

• Angelina Jolie. OMG her lips.
• Octomom. Thanks for not keeping your baby weirdness!

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